15 Quotes to Print on Your Promotional Golf Products

It’s golf season. If you’re on the hunt for some affordable, promotional golf items as well as some amusing or inspirational quotes about the sport, you’ve come to the right place. We’ve compiled a list of quotes in this post that are pithy enough to print on any of our promotional golf products. Take a look.

1) “It’s good sportsmanship not to pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.” ~Mark Twain

2) “The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.” ~Billy Graham

3) “Golf is a game in which you yell ‘fore,’ shoot six, and write down five.” ~Paul Harvey

4) “I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.” ~Gilbert K. Chesteron

5) “Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it’s open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.” ~Dave Barry

6) “To find a man’s true character, play golf with him.” ~P.G. Wodehouse

7) “The secret of golf is to turn three shots into two.” ~Bobby Jones

8) “It’s a funny thing. The more I practice, the luckier I get.” ~Arnold Palmer

9) “A kid grows up a lot faster on the golf course. Golf teaches you how to behave.” ~Jack Nicklaus

10) “This is a game of misses. The guy who misses the best is going to win.” ~Ben Hogan

11) “There is an old saying: if a man comes home with sand in his cuffs and cockleburs in his pants, don’t ask him what he shot.” ~Sam Snead

12) “I’ve spent most of my life golfing – the rest I’ve just wasted.” ~Unknown

13) “If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.” ~Bob Hope

14) “Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.” ~Winston Churchill

15) “I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone’s golf game: It’s called an eraser.” ~Arnold Palmer

Any one of these quotes would look great imprinted on a sports bottle, some custom golf balls, a golf shoe bag, or any of our 750,000 promotional products you feel would best market your business at that company golf event. Contact Show Your Logo today. We’re more than happy to help you find the products perfect for your branding needs as well as your budget.